All Jokes

1. If you give someone a program... you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program... you will frustrate them for a lifetime.

2. Q: Why did I divide sin by tan? A: Just cos.

3. UNIX is basically a simple operating system... but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

4. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.

6. Java programmers are some of the most materialistic people I know, very object-oriented

7. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

8. Q: Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? A: Because they had a connection

9. Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

10. Q: What’s a aliens favorite computer key? A: the space bar!

11. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

12. If it wasn't for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

13. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

14. Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

15. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

16. The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

17. Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.

18. An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks may I join you?

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